Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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