so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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