She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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