So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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