i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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