I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
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Do I have a choice?
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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