you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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