how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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