she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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