summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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