I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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