some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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