O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
