he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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