The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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