I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
