google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The feeling are messing with the penis
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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