Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We need to rekindle our bromance
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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