On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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