so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
ttyl tear gas
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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