i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
you will always have a special place in my vag
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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