at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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