he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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