dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Your cock deserves a montage
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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