How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
that is very illegal...i love you.
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