i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just googled if crying burns calories
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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