): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The beers last night were like the tears from god
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
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