Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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