nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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