PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
