I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Randomize
