As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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