I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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