you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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