Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
