You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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