The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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