these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
