I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
