i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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