This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Randomize
