I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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