I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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