escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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