Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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