Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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