On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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