kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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