One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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