ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
