i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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