i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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