Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
