Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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