I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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